WHY GREENLAND WILL DECLARE INDEPENDENCE & JOIN THE U.S.
By Howell Woltz

IT ONLY TAKES 28,001 GREENLANDERS TO CHANGE THE COURSE OF HUMAN HISTORY
As America under Donald Trump becomes more and more of an enemy of the Royal Banking Cartel with each passing day, it’s worth noting how much my home nation needs a little Nuukie--as in Nuuk, Greenland.
Why? Because there is only one place in the vast northeast quandrant of this map that an American submarine can dock, refuel, resupply or rest and that is in the Islamified land of my ancestors--Scotland.
Just one place in all that arena--and it is becoming more hostile each day.
That place is His Majesty’s Naval Base, Clyde, at Faslane on the Gare Loch, and that is the sole room in the Inn of the European theatre for U.S. subs, which makes matters much worse for America, as you’ll see.
Even Hollywood gets it, this is so important, though they’ll pitch hissy fits galore as Trump acts on his Greenland desires. I encourage you to watch this short clip from the series, The Diplomat to understand.
While Allison Janney’s ‘Creegan’ is fictitious, the rest of her intense lecture to The Diplomat is not. She’s telling it like it is.
When Scotland either declares independence from the UK--or completely capitulates to Islam--that submarine base will close to the United States Navy, a simple fact.
THIS IS WHY PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP MUST HAVE GREENLAND--AS UK/EUROPE IMPLODES ON ITSELF
Many thought that my president’s hubris had taken steroids when he publicly announced his intentions to purchase (or seize) Greenland.
Others--including me--thought he was just trolling the Fake News press idiots, but he was not.
This is a deadly serious matter and I predict it will happen. Here’s how:

In 2009, The Self Government act was passed and approved by 3/4 of the population in a referendum, allowing for Greenlanders to vote for independence if a simple majority of them (50% +1) approved of the proposition.
There are roughly 56,000 Greenlanders, meaning that just 28,000 + 1 of them can change history.
President Trump has suggested various carrots and sticks, but here’s what it seems he is willing to offer:
- $1 million to each citizen of the territory
- U.S. citizenship
- a 50% share of mineral extraction fees to the new U.S. territory
The average income of a Greenlander is approximately $2,810 per month--less than one-third of a person living in America’s Alaska--so I believe Trump could offer $100,000 to each citizen and for $55 million he’d have a deal.
But Trump is well-known for his generosity, so even at one million each, it’s doable.
“One Way Or Other”: Trump Says US Must Take Greenland Or Russia, China Will (Agence France Presse)
On a lighter note, many have suggested Donald Trump's youngest son, Barron, marry Princess Isabella of Denmark, and take Greenland as a dowry.
For those who only see Greenland on a Mercator projection map, it is much larger than it looks.
In fact, Greenland is the largest island on earth--making it perfect for a Trump!



